I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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