Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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