Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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