dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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