I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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