Im at strip club and am horny
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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