What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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