seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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