remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He did a backflip because drugs
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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