That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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