Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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