I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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