they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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