the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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