like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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