Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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