Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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