you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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