called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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