clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
