How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
are you so shy because you have an std?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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