Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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