But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
