Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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