i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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