I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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