ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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