Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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