Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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