What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
she looked like the before picture.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I will pee on everything he values.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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