And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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