margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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