All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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