I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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