Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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