She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was like eating out sand paper
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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