Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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