why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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