i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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