well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
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