I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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