Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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