I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Randomize
