stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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