I'm really into asian looking animals
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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