yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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