When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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