If i come over, it means nothing
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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