Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
