idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
