just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
