ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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