i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
50% drunk capacity currently
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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